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- [♪ uplifting music playing]
- [door opens]
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[Mac] They're online, Charlie!
They're online. [chuckles]
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- [door closes]
- [Charlie] What's online?
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I never knew this before,
but there are, like,
thousands of documents,
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unredacted, about what actually
went down on that island.
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- Like interviews,
salacious photos...
- Yeah, wow, dude, great.
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Hey... [stammers] ...can you
tell me if this is hot enough?
I can't... I can't tell, man.
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Goddamn, dude!
That's... that's boiling water.
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I mean, yeah,
but is it boiling hot
or is it just boiling regular?
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How is that not burning you?
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I don't know. Perk of
the boiler man, I guess.
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If you think that's hot enough,
we're good.
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Dude, look how many documents
Frank dumped on us this year.
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All these papers, dude.
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I don't care about
Frank's documents, Charlie.
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I'm talking about
online documents.
It's a treasure trove.
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Well, I mean, we gotta focus
on the offline documents, dude.
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It's boiling day, okay?
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We got to boil and stain
all the year's paperwork, okay?
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If we don't do that,
Frank's gonna be pissed.
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Speaking of stain,
did you bring the dye?
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- I got Kool-Aid.
- Uh...
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- Yeah, that'll work,
I guess, yeah.
- Yeah, dude, ah,
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this is so fascinating, like,
how deep this goes.
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Powerful men, millionaires,
scantily-clad young women.
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I mean, I think
we can finally figure out
what went down on that island.
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- Mmm.
- Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Yeah, I'm thinking
with this Kool-Aid, actually,
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these documents could
wind up being pretty delicious.
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- What?
- I'm thinking maybe like a soup
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or a stew or something.
Good plan, Mac.
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Did-did you think that
that's what I was thinking?
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Because, like, then we're
not just throwing them
in the trash all stained up.
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We're going to eat them
and then poop them, flush them,
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We're going to eat them
and then poop them, flush them,
and then they'll
really be gone.
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and then they'll
really be gone.
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I've been saying the word
"online" and "island," like,
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over and over and over again,
so it doesn't make any sense.
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Yeah. You're going on
and on and on about that,
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but, dude, I'm not really,
like, a current events guy.
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Current events?
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What island
do you think I'm talking about?
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Scantily-clad women.
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Millionaires.
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Soup is not involved.
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I'm trying to do a thing
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- where I need you...
- Gilligan's Island.
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...and then you were
gonna say... Yeah, you got it.
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- That was it? I knew it.
- Yeah, but I...
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[sighs]
I thought you were gonna say--
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Was there another island you
could have been referencing?
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Epstein's Island, and then
I was going to be able
to deliver that in a cool way.
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- But it is Gilligan's Island?
- Yeah.
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[♪ "Temptation Sensation"
playing]
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harlie] It's weird they never got off the island.
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That's the tip of the iceberg
with this show, Charlie.
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There's, like,
a whole conspiracy about this.
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They... They didn't do
a hundred episodes.
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Okay, so?
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A hundred. 100.
Do you know what 100 means?
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One less than 200, go on.
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- No, that would be 199.
- 199 one hundreds?
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- That's like a billion,
isn't it?
- [stammers]
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A show needs to make
100 episodes
to get into syndication,
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and then
if it gets into syndication,
it makes money forever.
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Oh.
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So why stop one short?
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Maybe somebody
wanted it stopped.
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- Right.
- [Frank] All right,
all right, just...
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just throw 'em anywhere.
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- [Charlie] What? Whoa!
- Don't worry about it.
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What is this, dude?
We're already
up to our ears in boxes.
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- You're killing me here.
- This is a busy year.
A lot of schemes.
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What the hell are you guys
complaining about?
At least you get to be inside.
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Yeah, he's got us
painting the outside
of the bar in a monsoon.
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They destroy the documents.
You repaint the bar.
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- I lie to the accountant.
Tradition.
- Yeah.
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- He's got a living heir.
- Who? The accountant?
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Sherwood Schwartz,
who's the creator of
Gilligan's Island.
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- He's got a grandson.
- Okay, so?
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Charlie, take this
to its logical conclusion.
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If he's got
a living heir, then...
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- [Charlie gasps dramatically]
- Ooh.
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What?
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We pitch him the final episode
and finally give the
Schwartz family the episode--
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We can finally give
the Schwartz family
the end and we can get...
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- We can get Gilligan's
into syndication.
- Stop, stop.
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Mac, you have been
talking about
Gilligan's Island nonstop
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for the last 48 hours.
I don't know
what the fuck is going on.
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Nobody's conspiring
to stop Gilligan's Island
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from making 100 episodes.
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That's ridiculous.
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If anyone's conspiring,
it's the goddamn government
taxing us endlessly.
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What are they even
spending it on? I mean...
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Aliens, and not
the Mexican kind,
the ones from outer space.
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- I saw
a whole documentary on it.
- I saw that too.
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- Did you see it?
- That was crazy.
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- [Frank, Mac] Yeah.
- Where they're-they're in
the ocean--
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To steal our technology.
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[Charlie] They're down there
trying to steal our tech.
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- It's the Bluetooth.
- It's the Bluetooth.
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- They're after the Bluetooth.
- [Frank] Yeah.
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Aliens are traveling
across the galaxy... [chuckles]
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...with that technology
to steal our technology,
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Bluetooth, that never works
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and never pairs
with our printers
that also never work.
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Good theory!
All right, just stop drinking
the Kool-Aid.
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I only drank, like,
a little bit of it, so...
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That's not what
I was talking about.
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I was talking about
the metaphorical Kool-Aid.
You happen to be drinking both.
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All right? Listen, guys.
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Boil, toil, and for
the love of God, stop talking
about Gilligan's Island.
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- [Dennis] Come on, let's go.
- [Frank] We got
more documents to get.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Hey, Charlie?
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I got to show you something.
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[♪♪ Gilligan's Island
intro music playing]
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- Right?
- Uh, yeah.
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Gilligan, the Skipper too,
the millionaire and his wife,
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the movie star and the rest.
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And the rest.
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Is there anything strange
about that opening to you,
Charlie?
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Yes, dude, like,
where was the color?
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Oh, they... they went to color
in season two.
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Oh, yeah, okay, cool.
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Can you imagine being there
when people became color?
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Like, what that was like
for everybody?
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Look around and being like,
you know, like,
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"Oh, God,
we're all color now," like...
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Crazy time.
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You know, people have
always been color, right?
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Since season two
of Gilligan's Island,
you're saying.
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Either way, we're focusing on
the wrong things, okay?
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We need to figure out
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why they didn't want us
thinking about
those two characters.
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"And the rest"?
Why not just say their names?
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Okay, so, the Professor,
he is a man of science.
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He can make a radio
out of a coconut,
but he can't fix a boat?
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Weird, actually,
when you think about it.
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I think the Professor is
the linchpin that blows
this whole thing wide open.
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Professor, yeah, yeah.
Too bad we can't talk
to him, yeah.
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Maybe we can.
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[♪ comical music playing]
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What do they put
in these things?
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[audience laughing]
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[chuckles]
Isn't this cool, man?
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Look, if you're gonna solve
a conspiracy, you gotta have
some good reenactments.
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Dude, how did we get here?
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In our minds.
We're imagining it
as we're talking about it.
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- It's just so much more fun.
- Oh.
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- That is a good way to do it.
- Yeah.
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There you two are.
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Oh, Dennis is the Professor.
That makes sense.
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Well, yeah, it makes sense.
Again, we're the ones
imagining it.
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We're in your apartment
talking about it,
imagining this happening.
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We're imagining, yeah,
we did say he would be
the Professor.
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- Okay, I get it.
I get what's going on.
- You got it?
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Use this brush to keep
the fire going for the stewpot.
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We'll head to
the other side of the island
to harvest the giant vegetables
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from the radioactive seeds.
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- Whoa, radioactive seeds.
Good pot.
- [Mac] Oh.
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[Frank chuckles]
Reporting for duty, Professor.
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We hear that manual labor
is very rewarding.
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Right, Lovey?
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Well, it'll be most rewarding
when it's over.
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- [audience laughing]
- Yeah. So funny.
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Goddamn it,
why am I Mrs. Howell?
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- Because I'm
imagining you as her.
- [Dee] No, no, no, no.
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- I gotta be Ginger or Mary Ann.
- [Frank] Mmm.
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You know,
'cause I've got, like,
the glamour of a movie star
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mixed with that, uh, spunky,
girl-next-door charm.
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Dee, you have neither.
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You are a hollowed-out husk
of a woman way past her prime.
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- [audience laughing]
- You're more Mrs. Howell.
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- What?
- Should I be the Skipper?
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Why are they arguing with us
if it's our imagination?
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Well, we're
a very argumentative crew,
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- and I'm just
imagining them fighting...
- [Charlie] Yeah, for sure.
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- ...over everything
all the time.
- Arguing happens constantly.
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Yeah, you know what else
I'm picturing?
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[yelps] Ow!
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- [audience laughing]
- Oh, goddamn it!
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You coconuted her,
and you're picturing her
in pain, which is funny.
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No, that really hurt.
Fine, fine,
I'll be Mrs. Howell.
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Yeah, no. I'm okay as I am.
Come on, Lovey.
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Those vegetables won't harvest
themselves. [chuckles]
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- Come.
- If only!
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- Let's go.
- Yeah, before you get
another coconut.
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[stammers] He didn't wanna
get coconuted. [chuckles]
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Oh, hey, hey, Professor,
a word.
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Um, hey, before you get started
on those vegetables, um,
can I ask you a question?
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Why don't you just fix
the boat?
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- [♪ comical music playing]
- Fix the boat?
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Yes, like, fix it
and get us off the island.
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Yeah, I mean you built that.
You're talking about
radioactive shit.
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Yeah, you got a wheelbarrow,
you got a house...
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As far as I know,
there's just a hole in a boat.
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It's just a hole in the boat,
so you want to try to use
the wheelbarrow tech.
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Well, I suppose from
an engineering standpoint,
I could use--
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Ah-ah-ah, Professor. [chuckles]
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If we don't get going,
the vegetables will be eaten up
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by the wild animals
before we can get to them.
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The birds.
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You can't trust the birds.
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[Professor]
You're absolutely right.
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The vegetables are vulnerable.
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Boat talk can wait.
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- [Mac grunts]
- Whoa.
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- That was weird, dude.
- That was weird.
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- Yeah, what does she mean
about the birds?
- Yeah.
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- You can't trust the birds?
- What?
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- What's up with the birds?
- No, no, I meant that
the Howells
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were stopping the Professor
from fixing the boat.
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The birds are... They've got
nothing to do with it, dude.
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[stammers]
You're off on the wrong foot.
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Yeah. You know, speaking of
the wrong feet, I think I put
my shoes on backwards.
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[audience laughing]
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That is so stupid.
That is the dumbest joke.
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Why do you keep
getting a laugh track, huh?
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I'm just... I'm picturing
getting a laugh track.
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- Don't whack me.
- And then they...
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- [audience booing]
- What is that?
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It's some boos and some "oohs"
and some "ahs."
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- It's not an "ooh" show.
- It is now.
224
00:09:07,194 --> 00:09:09,263
- [audience laughing]
- [Mac groans]
225
00:09:09,264 --> 00:09:11,703
- This is bullshit.
This is bullshit.
- There we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
226
00:09:11,836 --> 00:09:14,106
- Hey man, why no girls, right?
- Oh.
227
00:09:14,107 --> 00:09:16,945
Ginger, Mary Ann, like,
why aren't we picturing them?
228
00:09:16,946 --> 00:09:18,683
'Cause I hate women and I
don't want to think about them.
229
00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:20,621
- Oh, is that why?
- Yeah, look...
230
00:09:20,788 --> 00:09:22,290
Do you mind if I just
picture them really quick?
No, it's all right. I--
231
00:09:22,591 --> 00:09:24,126
No. You're thinking about
the wrong things.
232
00:09:24,127 --> 00:09:25,864
Look, man, we got to get
into Sherwood Schwartz's head.
233
00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:28,067
- Right.
- Wh... What did he
want us to think?
234
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,305
The man was a genius.
What was he trying to tell us?
235
00:09:30,306 --> 00:09:30,372
The man was a genius.
What was he trying to tell us?
I mean, this is the guy
that created The Brady Bunch
and Gilligan's Island.
236
00:09:30,373 --> 00:09:34,581
I mean, this is the guy
that created The Brady Bunch
and Gilligan's Island.
237
00:09:34,582 --> 00:09:37,622
- Right. Okay,
he's giving us clues. Uh...
- Yes.
238
00:09:37,822 --> 00:09:40,326
Islands, uh, kids, uh,
239
00:09:40,327 --> 00:09:42,363
- yeah, it's all come
full circle.
- [audience laughing]
240
00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:44,099
This is so stupid.
241
00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:46,673
It's not even up to
Sherwood Schwartz's standards.
242
00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,308
- Hey!
- [audience booing]
243
00:09:48,309 --> 00:09:51,181
That? It's just not a boo show,
okay? It doesn't boo.
244
00:09:51,182 --> 00:09:52,951
- They don't boo anything.
- Can we just boil?
245
00:09:52,952 --> 00:09:54,955
Because that's what
we're supposed to be doing.
246
00:09:54,956 --> 00:09:58,095
Yeah, why are we getting
relegated to boiling?
It doesn't make any sense.
247
00:09:58,096 --> 00:10:00,935
- You know what?
I think these are done.
- What are?
248
00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,172
The documents.
These are good to go, man.
249
00:10:03,741 --> 00:10:07,147
Radioactive vegetables.
What was Schwartz
trying to tell us?
250
00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:08,983
The Howells were rich
and powerful.
251
00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,419
- Rich, yeah.
- So the... [stammers]
252
00:10:10,420 --> 00:10:12,992
Like, controlling science,
chemicals...
253
00:10:13,293 --> 00:10:16,766
Maybe he was trying to warn us
about chemtrails.
I gotta figure this out.
254
00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:18,469
Well, I gotta take this
to the trash chute
255
00:10:18,470 --> 00:10:20,974
before I leave a chemtrail
in my apartment. [chuckles]
256
00:10:21,743 --> 00:10:23,680
I miss the laugh track, yeah.
257
00:10:24,247 --> 00:10:25,483
[door closes]
258
00:10:25,484 --> 00:10:27,788
[♪ suspenseful music playing]
259
00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,798
[Dee echoing]
You can't trust the birds.
260
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,271
[Charlie] Bird! Bird!
261
00:10:36,272 --> 00:10:39,410
Dude, I saw a bird, like a...
[stutters] ...carrier pigeon.
262
00:10:39,411 --> 00:10:42,249
Okay, watching me
dumping the documents.
Remember what the Howells said?
263
00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,656
"You can't trust the birds."
They said it themselves, dude.
264
00:10:44,822 --> 00:10:46,157
And there's a bird out there.
265
00:10:46,158 --> 00:10:48,061
- Holy shit, dude.
- Right?
266
00:10:48,062 --> 00:10:49,966
I'm thinking, like, maybe it's
a government spy or something
267
00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:52,538
that's gonna spy on us
and it's gonna tell our secrets
to the government.
268
00:10:52,738 --> 00:10:55,342
- That's the only
explanation, man.
- That doesn't make any sense.
269
00:10:55,343 --> 00:10:56,912
That's not what
I was talking about at all.
270
00:10:56,913 --> 00:10:58,716
- Yeah?
- I'm talking about your shirt.
271
00:10:58,717 --> 00:11:00,418
The logo from the receipt.
272
00:11:00,419 --> 00:11:03,259
Oh, shit. Okay, I see that.
You know what happened, dude?
273
00:11:03,359 --> 00:11:05,462
I don't think it boiled
all the way through.
274
00:11:05,463 --> 00:11:05,495
I don't think it boiled
all the way through.
That's on me.
That's my bad. I should've...
I should've looked closer.
275
00:11:05,496 --> 00:11:07,232
That's on me.
That's my bad. I should've...
I should've looked closer.
276
00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,872
No, I'm talking about
what the actual logo is.
277
00:11:09,873 --> 00:11:11,576
That's Risk E. Rat.
278
00:11:11,809 --> 00:11:14,347
- We haven't been
back there for years.
- Oh, shit. That's right.
279
00:11:14,348 --> 00:11:17,956
Now why would Frank
have us boil, like, a really
old document like that?
280
00:11:18,088 --> 00:11:20,192
We've already destroyed
those documents.
281
00:11:20,894 --> 00:11:21,730
I smell a rat.
282
00:11:21,896 --> 00:11:25,671
[♪ dramatic chord plays]
283
00:11:25,971 --> 00:11:27,941
- [sniffs]
I smell that too, yeah.
- Yeah.
284
00:11:27,942 --> 00:11:29,111
It's probably under the boxes.
285
00:11:29,244 --> 00:11:30,913
- There's definitely a dead rat.
- Yeah.
286
00:11:30,914 --> 00:11:32,217
- There's multiple dead rats.
- There it is. I see it.
287
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,887
- You saw it? Yeah.
- Yeah. I'll get it.
288
00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,494
This one's for a Cybertruck
289
00:11:38,495 --> 00:11:38,529
This one's for a Cybertruck
and this is for the water park.
290
00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:40,266
and this is for the water park.
291
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:43,507
- Yeah, dude, this is weird.
- [Frank] Whoo, whoo!
292
00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:44,809
Oh, my goodness.
293
00:11:45,209 --> 00:11:48,114
Whoo! You guys are so lucky
you're in here where it's warm.
294
00:11:48,115 --> 00:11:50,521
- It's terrible outside. I--
- Hey.
295
00:11:51,121 --> 00:11:53,059
- What am I looking at?
- You tell us, Frank.
296
00:11:53,259 --> 00:11:56,163
The receipts, old receipts.
Why do you have us boiling
old receipts?
297
00:11:56,164 --> 00:11:58,168
Yeah, what's the deal, dude?
298
00:11:58,970 --> 00:12:00,340
Well, it's duplicates.
299
00:12:00,641 --> 00:12:02,077
It's doubles.
300
00:12:02,176 --> 00:12:03,780
That's the oldest
accounting trick in the book.
301
00:12:03,913 --> 00:12:06,284
An accounting trick.
That's your explanation?
302
00:12:06,285 --> 00:12:07,453
Yeah, accounting trick.
303
00:12:09,525 --> 00:12:10,861
That does seem logical.
304
00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:12,364
- You're buying that?
- Yeah, I think...
305
00:12:12,463 --> 00:12:14,000
All right, but there's
weirder shit going on, Frank.
306
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,838
Like, what's your explanation
for, uh,
307
00:12:16,038 --> 00:12:18,408
why the castaways never got off
of Gilligan's island, huh?
[scoffs]
308
00:12:18,409 --> 00:12:20,012
Well, they did. They did.
309
00:12:20,013 --> 00:12:21,447
- [Charlie] They did?
- [Frank] Yeah, they got off.
310
00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:23,318
- They got off in the movies.
- What movies?
311
00:12:23,319 --> 00:12:26,157
They made three TV movies,
and they got off the island,
312
00:12:26,158 --> 00:12:27,594
but they had to get back
on the island
313
00:12:27,895 --> 00:12:30,099
because there's no show
if they're off the island.
314
00:12:30,232 --> 00:12:31,770
- [chuckles]
- TV movies? Wha... Wha--
315
00:12:31,936 --> 00:12:33,438
Yeah, they had three of them.
316
00:12:33,439 --> 00:12:36,077
- And the Harlem Globetrotters
were there.
- What?
317
00:12:36,078 --> 00:12:38,984
- You know about this, Mac?
- [Frank exclaims]
318
00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:41,590
Stop drinking the Kool-Aid.
319
00:12:42,023 --> 00:12:43,126
- Get back to work.
- All right.
320
00:12:43,292 --> 00:12:44,426
- Both of you.
- [Charlie] Okay.
321
00:12:44,427 --> 00:12:45,698
- I gotta go back out and paint.
- Yeah.
322
00:12:45,897 --> 00:12:46,967
[Frank] Is this white?
323
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:50,138
- [Charlie]
All right, good. Yeah.
- That's what I want. I'm going.
324
00:12:50,139 --> 00:12:52,010
Talking about Globetrotters.
Dude, what is he talking about?
325
00:12:52,143 --> 00:12:53,580
You remember
Harlem Globetrotters?
326
00:12:53,847 --> 00:12:55,683
He's right. I forgot about
the movies 'cause I...
327
00:12:55,684 --> 00:12:57,822
- you know,
I don't consider them canon.
- Seems crazy to me.
328
00:12:58,022 --> 00:13:01,394
- So what happened
in the TV movies?
- What do you think, dude?
329
00:13:01,395 --> 00:13:03,297
[♪ instrumental of
"Sweet Georgia Brown" playing]
330
00:13:03,298 --> 00:13:05,369
- [Mac] Basketball.
- Mac, what the hell's
happening?
331
00:13:05,504 --> 00:13:07,641
The Harlem Globetrotters
played robots
332
00:13:07,642 --> 00:13:09,811
to save the island
from an evil billionaire.
333
00:13:09,812 --> 00:13:12,149
What?
Dude, I didn't imagine that.
334
00:13:12,150 --> 00:13:14,888
I'm imagining it
and I'm imagining all of him.
335
00:13:14,889 --> 00:13:16,593
[audience laughing]
336
00:13:16,826 --> 00:13:18,494
Don't make them laugh at that
because they weren't there yet
337
00:13:18,495 --> 00:13:21,101
- with that kind of humor.
- Get off the court, Gilligan.
338
00:13:23,372 --> 00:13:24,608
[audience cheering]
339
00:13:24,609 --> 00:13:26,410
- Dee, what are you wearing?
- Made a helmet.
340
00:13:26,411 --> 00:13:29,049
Now you can't conk me with
a coconut, you dumb bitch.
341
00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:31,455
- [audience laughing]
- [grunts] Professor, Lovey.
342
00:13:31,556 --> 00:13:33,660
Uh, we have
some unfinished business.
343
00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:35,096
- Oh. Yes.
- Yes, yes.
344
00:13:35,229 --> 00:13:37,100
- [Frank grunts] All right.
- Oh. Yes.
345
00:13:37,768 --> 00:13:39,939
- [exclaims]
That was close. That... Nah.
- [exclaims] Yeah.
346
00:13:40,072 --> 00:13:41,709
- I'm sorry, man. I tried.
- Yeah.
347
00:13:41,710 --> 00:13:44,014
All right, well,
what's the deal?
Where are they going off to?
348
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:46,217
Oh, there's this whole subplot
where Mr. Howell
349
00:13:46,218 --> 00:13:49,959
steals the rare but valuable
mineral, supremium,
while everyone's distracted.
350
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:53,065
Supremium? You know, I
gotta say, none of this really
feels up to the standards
351
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,570
- of the Gilligan's episode
to me.
- It doesn't make any sense.
352
00:13:55,571 --> 00:13:57,574
- No, right?
- Like, why would they let
the guy make
353
00:13:57,575 --> 00:14:00,880
three nonsensical TV movies
but not a hundredth episode?
354
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,250
It's crazy, it's madness.
355
00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:04,221
It's like they were, um...
[smacks lips]
356
00:14:04,923 --> 00:14:06,190
Dude, look at the scoreboard.
357
00:14:06,191 --> 00:14:07,627
100.
358
00:14:07,628 --> 00:14:09,699
[Mac] 101.
359
00:14:09,865 --> 00:14:11,770
Sherwood Schwartz is trying
to send us a message
through this bad episode.
360
00:14:12,036 --> 00:14:14,876
- SOS.
- SOS. I didn't get
my hundredth episode.
361
00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:16,847
I didn't want it to be
this madness.
362
00:14:17,046 --> 00:14:18,784
Robots and-and Globetrotters
363
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:22,224
and-and rare Earth minerals
with stupid names
like unobtanium.
364
00:14:22,390 --> 00:14:24,460
Uh, oh, supremium, you mean.
365
00:14:24,461 --> 00:14:26,665
Unobtanium is from Avatar,
which is, like,
366
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,202
the highest-grossing
movie franchise of all time.
367
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,172
All right. Well,
then which one is vibranium?
368
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,710
Oh, that was
from Black Panther.
That's a mineral from Wakanda.
369
00:14:32,711 --> 00:14:34,547
- Ah. Well, Wakanda forever.
- Wakanda forever, right?
370
00:14:34,548 --> 00:14:36,151
- Yeah. Wa... Yeah.
- Wakanda forever.
371
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,755
Well, those are good names.
But-But supremium?
372
00:14:38,021 --> 00:14:39,926
- Come on. That's just silly.
- That's stupid. Yeah.
373
00:14:40,126 --> 00:14:43,465
Yeah, that's what I'm trying
to say. It just doesn't
feel real, you know.
374
00:14:44,434 --> 00:14:45,738
[Charlie] You know what?
375
00:14:46,037 --> 00:14:47,775
- I don't think
that bird's real.
- Of course not.
376
00:14:48,008 --> 00:14:50,278
[Charlie] Oh, no.
Not that bird.
The one on the windowsill.
377
00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:52,817
That bird... That bird's been
sitting there for days, man.
378
00:14:52,818 --> 00:14:55,256
I've never seen it blink once.
It's not moving in the rain.
379
00:14:55,356 --> 00:14:57,192
Kind of makes you think, like,
are birds real?
380
00:14:57,193 --> 00:14:58,429
Birds are very much real,
Charlie.
381
00:14:58,563 --> 00:14:59,899
- You're sure?
- That is a real bird.
382
00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:01,402
- I'll show you.
- Yeah? You think?
383
00:15:01,502 --> 00:15:03,372
It's just weird that
it's sitting there in the...
384
00:15:04,575 --> 00:15:06,578
- [♪ tense music playing]
- What the...
385
00:15:06,579 --> 00:15:08,248
Holy shit, dude,
this bird's fake.
386
00:15:08,249 --> 00:15:09,418
- [screams]
- It's plastic.
387
00:15:09,552 --> 00:15:11,220
I knew it!
Birds aren't real, dude!
388
00:15:11,221 --> 00:15:13,157
My God, look, it's got, like,
a camera in its eye!
389
00:15:13,158 --> 00:15:14,795
- [screams]
- It's been spying on us.
390
00:15:14,796 --> 00:15:17,300
What? What is happening, man?
What is going on?
391
00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:18,937
Mac, Mac! The bird in the hall!
392
00:15:19,037 --> 00:15:21,108
The bird in the hall is
a camera! Come on!
393
00:15:21,308 --> 00:15:22,811
There it is, dude.
394
00:15:22,812 --> 00:15:23,914
Spying on us, man.
395
00:15:24,113 --> 00:15:26,585
Fuck you, government spies!
396
00:15:26,586 --> 00:15:27,921
[pigeon cooing]
397
00:15:27,922 --> 00:15:30,325
- [Mac grunts]
- [pigeon squawks]
398
00:15:30,326 --> 00:15:31,997
Oh, God.
399
00:15:32,196 --> 00:15:33,867
- Oh. that was a...
That was a living one.
- That one was living.
400
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:35,970
- Yeah, that was...
that was real.
- That was living.
401
00:15:35,971 --> 00:15:37,472
Well, now I'm confused.
402
00:15:37,473 --> 00:15:40,146
Hang on.
Dude, it's not raining out.
403
00:15:40,346 --> 00:15:41,615
[♪ tense music playing]
404
00:15:41,616 --> 00:15:43,152
- Well, maybe it stopped.
- No, it was just...
405
00:15:43,352 --> 00:15:45,023
It was just raining.
406
00:15:45,122 --> 00:15:48,095
How can it not be raining here
and... [screams]
407
00:15:48,495 --> 00:15:50,265
[stammers] It's raining.
What the...
408
00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:53,472
- What is going on, dude?
- What is happening, dude?
409
00:15:53,473 --> 00:15:55,510
[♪ suspenseful music playing]
410
00:15:56,478 --> 00:15:57,647
- [Mac] Cricket?
- [Charlie] What?
411
00:15:57,648 --> 00:15:57,681
- [Mac] Cricket?
- [Charlie] What?
What the hell are you doing?
412
00:15:57,682 --> 00:15:58,884
What the hell are you doing?
413
00:15:59,384 --> 00:16:00,352
Whoa! [exhales sharply]
414
00:16:00,353 --> 00:16:01,755
Hey, doing what
I do best, baby.
415
00:16:01,756 --> 00:16:04,761
Getting paid to spray.
[grunts, laughing]
416
00:16:04,762 --> 00:16:07,433
Actually, uh, truth is
I'm usually on
the receiving end.
417
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,370
But no, Frank paid me to, uh,
clean your windows.
418
00:16:09,371 --> 00:16:11,407
- Well, can you stop already?
- Oh, no.
419
00:16:11,408 --> 00:16:13,546
No, no, no, no. Frank told me
to-to spray all day.
420
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,481
Yeah, I'm getting paid
by the hour, see?
421
00:16:15,482 --> 00:16:18,155
See, I'm, uh... I'm saving up
to get my teeth sharpened.
422
00:16:18,156 --> 00:16:21,929
Yeah, and not just
for protection.
It's actually more of a...
423
00:16:22,396 --> 00:16:24,168
like a vibe thing,
you know what I mean?
424
00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:26,138
- Can I ask you guys a question?
- He's not gonna
stop spraying, dude.
425
00:16:26,271 --> 00:16:28,108
[Cricket]
You think I still got it?
426
00:16:28,308 --> 00:16:30,013
Why would Frank
be wearing a raincoat
if it's not actually raining?
427
00:16:30,246 --> 00:16:32,383
I don't know, dude. It's weird.
Okay, let's think about this.
428
00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:35,522
He-He was kind of dressed like
the Skipper in the opening
of Gilligan's Island.
429
00:16:35,523 --> 00:16:37,392
You know, when the weather
starts getting rough.
430
00:16:37,393 --> 00:16:40,799
Well, if Frank is the Skipper,
then that makes you and I...
431
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:40,833
Well, if Frank is the Skipper,
then that makes you and I...
[♪ quizzical music playing]
432
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,038
[♪ quizzical music playing]
433
00:16:43,138 --> 00:16:46,078
- The rest?
- The bullshit side characters
434
00:16:46,244 --> 00:16:47,748
who don't get to do anything
435
00:16:48,015 --> 00:16:49,050
- while the rich and powerful
take over!
- We're the rest?
436
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,686
Goddamn it, dude. What...
437
00:16:50,687 --> 00:16:52,992
- [♪ comical horn playing]
- Wait a second.
438
00:16:53,258 --> 00:16:55,663
The paint can that Frank
took earlier, that was white.
439
00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:57,066
Is this white?
440
00:16:57,568 --> 00:16:59,537
- That's what I want.
- [Charlie] Dude,
what is going on?
441
00:16:59,538 --> 00:17:01,708
[stammers]
The bar sign is green.
Why would he get white paint?
442
00:17:01,709 --> 00:17:01,742
[stammers]
The bar sign is green.
Why would he get white paint?
No, but you know what is white?
443
00:17:01,743 --> 00:17:03,613
No, but you know what is white?
444
00:17:04,615 --> 00:17:05,884
The White House.
445
00:17:06,084 --> 00:17:07,419
You know what else is white?
446
00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:09,290
Uh, probably, like,
Madonna's cars.
447
00:17:09,424 --> 00:17:11,228
Yeah, we're gonna get on
the same page.
448
00:17:11,428 --> 00:17:12,763
I promise we're gonna
get on the same page
at some point, yeah.
449
00:17:12,764 --> 00:17:14,067
Baseballs.
450
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,301
Correct. And?
451
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:16,807
- Half a zebra.
- The b...
452
00:17:17,406 --> 00:17:20,111
All of those are correct
but not pertinent to
what we're talking about.
453
00:17:20,112 --> 00:17:21,715
Okay. Sure, I thought I had it.
454
00:17:21,716 --> 00:17:22,951
- What's the name of the boat?
- The Love Boat.
455
00:17:22,952 --> 00:17:24,687
The SS Minnow.
456
00:17:24,688 --> 00:17:26,190
- Oh, yes--
from Gilligan's Island. Yes.
- Yeah.
457
00:17:26,191 --> 00:17:27,260
It was white.
What are they up to?
458
00:17:27,426 --> 00:17:28,763
- We gotta go to the bar.
- Okay.
459
00:17:31,636 --> 00:17:33,204
I figured it out.
460
00:17:33,205 --> 00:17:35,409
They're not in there
fixing the bar.
They're fixing the boat.
461
00:17:35,410 --> 00:17:38,349
They are pitching
Sherwood Schwartz's grandson
the hundredth episode,
462
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,085
leaving us stranded
on the island.
463
00:17:40,086 --> 00:17:41,721
That's why
they were spying on us
with the pigeon camera.
464
00:17:41,722 --> 00:17:41,755
That's why
they were spying on us
with the pigeon camera.
Yes, yes. Think about it, dude.
465
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,625
Yes, yes. Think about it, dude.
466
00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:44,928
The second that we start poring
through documents,
Frank comes in.
467
00:17:45,095 --> 00:17:46,165
He... [stammers]
...redirects us.
468
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,035
Oh, my God, dude.
469
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:49,971
They don't want us
to find out the truth,
but we did. We did.
470
00:17:49,972 --> 00:17:51,306
[stammers]
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
One second, one second.
471
00:17:51,307 --> 00:17:52,911
Before we barge in there, dude.
472
00:17:53,178 --> 00:17:56,852
Frank actually has paid Cricket
to wash our windows before.
473
00:17:56,853 --> 00:17:58,957
It's just something
he's been doing
for the last couple of years.
474
00:17:59,223 --> 00:18:02,297
And we set up hidden cameras
on each other all the time.
475
00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:04,601
You know, try to keep
the other guy
from pounding off.
476
00:18:04,602 --> 00:18:06,840
You never know
when there's a camera,
so you don't pound off as much.
477
00:18:07,106 --> 00:18:08,240
Sure.
478
00:18:08,241 --> 00:18:10,445
Maybe the tax guy
might be in there.
479
00:18:10,446 --> 00:18:11,682
What if the tax guy's in there?
480
00:18:11,816 --> 00:18:13,886
We might blow up
this whole thing.
481
00:18:13,887 --> 00:18:15,522
We're gonna blow
the whole thing because
we didn't do our jobs, man.
482
00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:17,093
We have been drinking
a lot of Kool-Aid, dude.
483
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,896
- Right. That's what I'm saying.
- I think maybe we... spun out.
484
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,901
We were so sure
about the bird in the hall.
485
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,870
- Look what happened
to the bird.
- Now we're out in the sunlight.
486
00:18:22,871 --> 00:18:24,707
- I know!
- We've properly come
to our senses, right?
487
00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,043
It's crazy to think they're
pitching Gilligan's Island
488
00:18:26,044 --> 00:18:27,713
to the grandson of some dude.
489
00:18:27,714 --> 00:18:29,450
- Like, what are
we talking about, man?
- We totally went crazy.
490
00:18:29,551 --> 00:18:31,287
- We went crazy. We went crazy.
- We went crazy, man.
491
00:18:31,288 --> 00:18:33,425
[Dennis] By applying
wheelbarrow technology
to a boat...
492
00:18:33,626 --> 00:18:35,428
[Charlie, Mac exclaims]
493
00:18:35,429 --> 00:18:37,633
- [Mac] I knew it!
The conspiracy is real!
- ...we could... Oh, shit.
494
00:18:37,634 --> 00:18:40,272
- Oh, you lied to us!
- Yeah! You're...
You're stealing our pitch.
495
00:18:40,372 --> 00:18:42,144
- Are you stealing it?
- And you're Gilligan?
496
00:18:42,343 --> 00:18:44,982
Uh, well, that actually tracks
because she's got
the same body...
497
00:18:44,983 --> 00:18:46,651
- Yes.
- ...but I don't love it.
498
00:18:46,652 --> 00:18:48,322
This is bullshit. Have you guys
been working on this for years?
499
00:18:48,422 --> 00:18:50,760
Well, we couldn't pitch
the episode idea with you guys.
500
00:18:50,761 --> 00:18:53,700
Because you guys are all into
conspiracy theories and stuff.
501
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,069
- Constantly.
- There was a conspiracy.
502
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:56,572
You had us locked in the par--
503
00:18:56,573 --> 00:18:58,309
- Give me the hat.
- [stammers] Stop it.
504
00:18:58,543 --> 00:19:00,445
I'll tell you what,
get your own hat.
Get your own hat.
505
00:19:00,446 --> 00:19:02,249
- [Charlie] Hey, hey! Stop!
- [Dennis] Okay.
All right, all right.
506
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:04,287
Hey. Yeah, so, um... [chuckles]
Yeah, okay.
507
00:19:04,487 --> 00:19:05,924
So anyway, so, um...
508
00:19:06,191 --> 00:19:08,229
So anyway, the Professor, uh,
realizes that he can use
509
00:19:08,428 --> 00:19:11,400
the same wheelbarrow technology
to create a boat, and I...
you get it.
510
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:12,972
[chuckles]
What do you think, man?
511
00:19:13,238 --> 00:19:15,208
Well, this is great. I would
love to see this episode.
512
00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:16,511
- Really?
- You would?
513
00:19:16,512 --> 00:19:18,049
- Oh, wow.
- [Frank] Wait.
514
00:19:18,315 --> 00:19:19,650
Well, this would require
some back-end compensation.
515
00:19:19,651 --> 00:19:20,520
Of course.
516
00:19:20,687 --> 00:19:21,654
Okay, so, uh, how's this work?
517
00:19:21,655 --> 00:19:23,457
You fly us out to Hollywood
518
00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:25,095
or you want to put us in touch
with your agent or...
519
00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:27,199
- My agent?
- [Dennis stammers]
520
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,668
- Or your grandfather's agent.
- His grandfather's agent.
521
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:30,072
I mean, yeah.
522
00:19:30,339 --> 00:19:32,009
Oh, I'm so sorry. I-I think
I see the confusion here.
523
00:19:32,243 --> 00:19:34,882
I'm not related to the creator
of Gilligan's Island.
524
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:36,885
W... What?
525
00:19:36,886 --> 00:19:39,190
You got the same last name.
We looked you up.
526
00:19:39,357 --> 00:19:40,893
- We did our own research.
- Yeah.
527
00:19:40,894 --> 00:19:42,664
There's some confusion online.
People have mixed us up before.
528
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,669
My grandfather is also named
Sherwood Schwartz,
529
00:19:44,802 --> 00:19:46,438
but he owns
a Laundromat in Albany.
530
00:19:46,572 --> 00:19:48,576
- Dude.
- Oh, goddamn you. Goddamn you!
531
00:19:48,676 --> 00:19:50,345
What are you doing here
listening to our pitch
532
00:19:50,346 --> 00:19:52,215
if you're not even related
to the guy?
533
00:19:52,216 --> 00:19:53,852
I'm sorry, but you seemed
so passionate
when you approached me,
534
00:19:53,853 --> 00:19:55,356
and I didn't want to
let you down.
535
00:19:55,489 --> 00:19:58,027
I mean, thank you for this,
and, you know,
536
00:19:58,028 --> 00:20:00,332
it is a shame they didn't get
a hundredth episode.
537
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,636
- You lousy basta--
- Oh, shut up!
538
00:20:01,769 --> 00:20:03,371
- Get outta here!
- Get outta here, man!
539
00:20:03,372 --> 00:20:04,908
[Dee] You don't get to
say that. Shut up! Shut up!
540
00:20:04,909 --> 00:20:06,878
- [Dennis] Damn it!
- What a goddamn waste of time!
541
00:20:06,879 --> 00:20:09,217
- Yeah. Wow, we really
got worked up, huh?
- [Mac groans]
542
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,821
Well, we probably
shouldn't be believing
everything we read online.
543
00:20:11,822 --> 00:20:13,992
- Oh, yeah.
- Maybe not everything is
a conspiracy.
544
00:20:13,993 --> 00:20:16,731
Guys, we can't just
attribute meaning
where there just isn't any.
545
00:20:16,732 --> 00:20:20,606
I mean, sometimes, guys,
there just is no "there" there.
546
00:20:20,607 --> 00:20:22,242
[♪ comical music playing]
547
00:20:22,243 --> 00:20:25,516
Hey, I got it, an ending that's
gonna make Grandpa proud.
548
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,720
The world's finally gonna get
all the answers.
549
00:20:27,721 --> 00:20:29,390
Wait till everybody sees this.
550
00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:31,962
Too bad they never will.
551
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:33,932
[silenced gunshot]
552
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,435
[engine revs]
553
00:20:35,436 --> 00:20:36,405
[tires squeal]
554
00:20:36,605 --> 00:20:38,776
[♪ jovial music playing]
555
00:20:42,751 --> 00:20:43,719
[electricity crackles]
556
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,990
[♪ jovial music continues]